John Mayer is a musician, massive douche, and...STANDUP COMEDIAN?

It's well established that John Mayer hails from Doucheton, MO, but I am a bit surprised to find that he A) does standup and B) is somehow marginally funny. I mean, he's not legitimately, full-blown funny, and my body aches when I think that I may be compelled to enjoy anything he produces, but I'm hard pressed to say he's sub-Larry The Cable Guy status. Larry's got some things going for him, but none of them are humor. He's an even tempered, jovial fellow that regular folks can relate to -- I get it. What I don't get is why millions of people will pay $40 (a lot of money for Nebraskans) for a ticket to show up at a stadium to hear him talk for an hour about that time he got drunk at Universal Studios.

Anyway, this video. It doesn't compute either. Also, this isn't made apparent in the video, but this takes place on a cruise ship (because John Mayer doesn't want to tarnish his sterling music career on land).

-internationalwaters