Take to the skies, on the back of a Squirtle

Huh?

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GERMANY.

help.

them.



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Oil Spill Solution...FOUND

And Robodolphin wasn't thought of before, because...?

Tron is real.

Okay, so it's installation art, but still...

ENVISION : Step into the sensory box from SUPERBIEN on Vimeo.

Fair trade

One baby, two beers.



Lafffffssss.

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Bam! Woo! Yeah!

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Post #101

Time flies when you're not doing anything productive at all and co-opting other people's creations for the amusement of a small group of acquaintances and the slim hope of briefly inflating your ego.

Cheers.

Silly dog thinks he's farting...heh

Wrong. Bad Hollywood, BAD.

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LL Cool J will curl your panties off

http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/05/13/ll-cool-j-curls-the-ladies-of-the-view-video/

Guacamole

Let's go!

The Wu-hoo!

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/05/rza_now_orson_welles_basically.html

RZA's gonna direct a mid-budget Kung Fu flick. YES.

Eat it, Jesus.

Liquid Mountaineering is a dumb name. But these dudes can seriously run on water. Why not Christwalking? or, uh, Lordsprinting?



I want to see Usain Bolt try this. I bet he could clear a lake.

Re-blogging to emphasize how incredulous I am at reading this...

The runt kid from "Two and a Half Men" (a.k.a. Dumbcrack and Methfart with Child: America's Story) makes 250 LARGE for each episode of that show.

TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS PER EPISODE.

21 EPISODES PER SEASON.

That's 5 MILLION, 250 THOUSAND DOLLARS PER SEASON.

See here: http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/05/250000-an-episode

Has anyone ever been more undeserving of such riches?

I'll take a clever scam artist in Madoff over this schmucky brewster.

UGH!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So happy someone else took the time to do this: MAXIMUM OVERLOADDDDD

Made from the finest Jesuses.

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It's gonna be otay.

Barfstick, extra wrinkles

Stuff white people bury.

I didn't ask for it, but I got the best trailer and movie for my un-birthday. Featuring Knifewhip

Can't embed it, but check the video out in this link. Take that, America.



http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

Mad Scientists with Weather Machines are Right Around the Corner!

Yes, we can change the weather with lasers.

Again, that's thunderstorms via laser.

Laserstorms.

LASERSTORMS!?

See here: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18848-laser-creates-clouds-over-germany.html