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This "promo" for Iron Man 2 outdoes itself outdoing itself outdone. WHOOSH! The technique is projection mapping, but I ain't never seen it done like this.
ACDC Vs Iron Man 2 - Architectural Projection Mapping on Rochester Castle from seeper on Vimeo.
Take it easy, Satan.
(via Everything is Terrible. I <3 them.)
I <3 them actually looks like I am less than 3 of them. Which I am, so DOUBLE TRUE!
Giraffes use their heads like Medieval Ball and Chain Weapons
Bam. Bam. Whap. Bam.
(via All That's Interesting)
(via All That's Interesting)
Fuckin-A This is Depressing, Making me Anxious
THE TOP 25 PSYCHIATRIC PRESCRIPTIONS FOR 2009:
http://psychcentral.com/lib/2010/top-25-psychiatric-prescriptions-for-2009/
And the winner is chemical dependency reactive to an inability to deal with the chaos of life!
Oh the places we'll go...
(via BoingBoing)
http://psychcentral.com/lib/2010/top-25-psychiatric-prescriptions-for-2009/
And the winner is chemical dependency reactive to an inability to deal with the chaos of life!
Oh the places we'll go...
(via BoingBoing)
Brazil's Government is Horny
Brazil's health minister wants Brazilians bang each other more to...avoid illness?
"People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex," said Jose Gomes Temporao
The argument is that it's a good way to stay in shape. And he does advise that it be safe. So, that's smart.
Anyway, I love this guy for making it a formal proclamation. Obama could learn a few things.
Here's the whole article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/7637074/Brazilians-told-to-have-more-sexual-intercourse-to-avoid-illness.html
(via Arbroath)
"People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex," said Jose Gomes Temporao
The argument is that it's a good way to stay in shape. And he does advise that it be safe. So, that's smart.
Anyway, I love this guy for making it a formal proclamation. Obama could learn a few things.
Here's the whole article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/7637074/Brazilians-told-to-have-more-sexual-intercourse-to-avoid-illness.html
(via Arbroath)
What should have maybe just been a Tribute to Bill Murray and Short Circuit
(via FilmDrunk)
This inspires me to make similar song/clip/rhyming sync-ups. It doesn't seem all that hard (though still not easy). Just search famous movie and TV quotes, find the rhyming ones, set it to the beat of your choice and blammo McDamn-O --- you've got yourself a hit.
Okay, it's probably a lot more difficult than that.
How to gain your teacher's respect without real intelligence...
Ugh...this one hurts.
Winning the Game of School from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.
(via EverythingisTerrible)
Winning the Game of School from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.
(via EverythingisTerrible)
SEC looking at Porn, Not as Bad as doing Coke in Front of Children
Though the SEC has been caught sticky-handed, among other things, we can all rest assured that they will never be as bad as Buddha, who refuses to stop doing lines in front of the little ones.
Ingenious Thief Exploits Stereotypes... Not cool
Some white guy wore a movie-quality mask of a black man and robbed 4 banks (and one CVS!!!) all over Ohio without consequence. Nobody thought it was him until they matched his car and found all the money with him in a hotel room, along with the mask.
The story here: http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/pinellas/south/story/Cops-Seminole-man-robbed-banks-wearing-Hollywood/GmraSF2q8kK2fErj8LXLeQ.cspx
The mask is called "The Player" and is worth upwards of $600, I suppose for its level of realism.
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: http://www.spfxmasks.com/maskplayer.html
Creepy. Advertised as looking like Ving Rhames. Reminds me more of this guy, the evil dude from the Friday line of films:
This seems like it would work, like, a lot. If other robbers become hip to this, how are we ever gonna know who's taking what? If crime syndicates are all masked men of different races, we're all screwed.
Now, if only you had a Go-Go Gadget car... or perhaps a nondescript bike. How would you trace crime if you had zero assurance of the appearance of who's actually committing the crime?
"Be on the look out for a Hispanic man with a goatee in his forties who also might be a 15 year-old blonde white kid."
Of course, this was an especially clever ploy because cops in Ohio largely assume that 30-something black men are committing all the crime as it is.
RACISMILLUSION!!
And now -- (smoke bomb) -- I'm Black!
The story here: http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/pinellas/south/story/Cops-Seminole-man-robbed-banks-wearing-Hollywood/GmraSF2q8kK2fErj8LXLeQ.cspx
The mask is called "The Player" and is worth upwards of $600, I suppose for its level of realism.
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: http://www.spfxmasks.com/maskplayer.html
Creepy. Advertised as looking like Ving Rhames. Reminds me more of this guy, the evil dude from the Friday line of films:
This seems like it would work, like, a lot. If other robbers become hip to this, how are we ever gonna know who's taking what? If crime syndicates are all masked men of different races, we're all screwed.
Now, if only you had a Go-Go Gadget car... or perhaps a nondescript bike. How would you trace crime if you had zero assurance of the appearance of who's actually committing the crime?
"Be on the look out for a Hispanic man with a goatee in his forties who also might be a 15 year-old blonde white kid."
Of course, this was an especially clever ploy because cops in Ohio largely assume that 30-something black men are committing all the crime as it is.
RACISMILLUSION!!
And now -- (smoke bomb) -- I'm Black!
The Headline that Should Have Been a Joke
This from the Huffington Post:
Tiger Woods Parties At Nickelback Concert In Orlando
The article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/21/tiger-woods-parties-at-ni_n_545760.html
I could not in 50 attempts come up with better elements for a headline if the game was 1) Pick a Celebrity, 2) Pick a Function for him/her to attend, and 3) Pick a location.
This could also easily be substituted with Douche Parties At Douchebag Concert in Doucheville.
Tiger Woods Parties At Nickelback Concert In Orlando
The article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/21/tiger-woods-parties-at-ni_n_545760.html
I could not in 50 attempts come up with better elements for a headline if the game was 1) Pick a Celebrity, 2) Pick a Function for him/her to attend, and 3) Pick a location.
This could also easily be substituted with Douche Parties At Douchebag Concert in Doucheville.
America needs more Japanese TV, less Law and Order and CSI
Binocular Soccer and the best simple thing people can do on camera for money.
PAH!
More. Go go go. More. Yes. Always.
PAH!
More. Go go go. More. Yes. Always.
DUI Barbie
Drunk Brit gets 3-year ban from driving, because he plays with dolls' (cars).
Paul Hutton is a girly girl wuss puss. Rightly punished. (Not). I would totally do this.
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/19/man-loses-license-after-drunk-driving-in-barbie-toy-car/
Paul Hutton is a girly girl wuss puss. Rightly punished. (Not). I would totally do this.
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/19/man-loses-license-after-drunk-driving-in-barbie-toy-car/
Nick Cage to Star in Next Mummy Sequel, As Mummy
Bradon Frasier, move over. Rage Cage is here to bash your face in. From the grave!
TMZ reports that Nicholas Cage has just purchased a pyramid tomb in New Orleans to be enshrined in upon his death. Mummy Cage will likely win the best actor Oscar in 2039.
The proof is here (in pudding form):
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/15/nic-cage-tomb-w/
TMZ reports that Nicholas Cage has just purchased a pyramid tomb in New Orleans to be enshrined in upon his death. Mummy Cage will likely win the best actor Oscar in 2039.
The proof is here (in pudding form):
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/15/nic-cage-tomb-w/
"Welcome to the party, have a seat, won't you?"
"No, really, it's okay, I'll just stand."
--"But I insist..."
"No, I'm fine. Really. All good here. I prefer standing, honestly."
--"Take a load off. You're my guest after all."
"I'm just gonna stand."
--"SIT ON THE FUCKING GUNCHAIR!"
--"But I insist..."
"No, I'm fine. Really. All good here. I prefer standing, honestly."
--"Take a load off. You're my guest after all."
"I'm just gonna stand."
--"SIT ON THE FUCKING GUNCHAIR!"
Oh right, this is the website I meant to make.
Granddad always said beware of the viral digital publicity of Japan-based Indian restaurants. If only I had heeded his words. Now, I'm stuck in a perpetual durrrzz.
Break your eyes with this blast.
http://www.homehaveli.jp/
(via arbroath)
Break your eyes with this blast.
http://www.homehaveli.jp/
(via arbroath)
CGI is for this, not giant robots or blue aliens
Even if it is for a Zima-like product, this is REAL advertisement.
Show the things we want to see next to your product.
That's all you have to do.
Show a grizzly bear snowboarding. A raptor skydiving.
An giant octopus in a gladiator battle.
Whatever. It works.
Unusual 2nd Robot Post of the Day, but STOP IT ASIA!
Japan makes hyper-realistic mimicry robots.
Time to hide under the bed foreverrrrr.....so cold.
(via GammaSquad)
Time to hide under the bed foreverrrrr.....so cold.
(via GammaSquad)
Robosamuraiwaiter, your new bestie.
At a restaurant in Thailand, your food is delivered by a dough-eyed, humble, dancing... ROBOSAMURAI!!!!
This upbeat music really downplays the fact that this thing of wonder could slice you thrice before you can say, "Fuckin' A, I just got beasted by a Robosamurai, how did I not see this coming?!"
At least, when you're body is made into tomorrow's broth, you'll know your death won't go without a ritualistic dance to commemorate your absence.
-asiahomeofthecrazy
This upbeat music really downplays the fact that this thing of wonder could slice you thrice before you can say, "Fuckin' A, I just got beasted by a Robosamurai, how did I not see this coming?!"
At least, when you're body is made into tomorrow's broth, you'll know your death won't go without a ritualistic dance to commemorate your absence.
-asiahomeofthecrazy
Science Proves: Fatties gonna Fat
http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/rats.food.addiction.2.1597432.html
Research shows that fat people (rats) will continue to make themselves fatter despite personal harms. This is not a shock, and the same goes for any drug use. Even when uncomfortable electric shocks were applied as punishment for eating junk food over healthy food, the rats (humanoids) always chose the junk food.
"Give me Krispy Kreme or give me Death."
-Rat Fat Bastard
Research shows that fat people (rats) will continue to make themselves fatter despite personal harms. This is not a shock, and the same goes for any drug use. Even when uncomfortable electric shocks were applied as punishment for eating junk food over healthy food, the rats (humanoids) always chose the junk food.
"Give me Krispy Kreme or give me Death."
-Rat Fat Bastard
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