The Headline that Should Have Been a Joke

This from the Huffington Post:

Tiger Woods Parties At Nickelback Concert In Orlando

The article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/21/tiger-woods-parties-at-ni_n_545760.html


I could not in 50 attempts come up with better elements for a headline if the game was 1) Pick a Celebrity, 2) Pick a Function for him/her to attend, and 3) Pick a location.

This could also easily be substituted with Douche Parties At Douchebag Concert in Doucheville.