RICH DICKS

Nick Kroll and Jon Daly in beastmode. Writing and performance at nasty, nasty supremo levels of good. Even if you've seen this one 10 times already, watch it 532 more.

Rich Dicks from Jon Daly

Then there's Newswipe, a gem in its own right...

Just ownership of quality, no holds barred. Even if you tried to bar a hold, you'd get punched straight in the upper pelvis. A bruised reminder that we could've just straight shot you in the face.

They oughta call him Brooker T.

Charlie Brooker: New God

I've come across a BBC series called "Screenwipe" hosted by a man named Charlie Brooker, and everything he says is quite right. He really is a spot-on gent. It's like Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" with a slightly more even-headed approach, and without all the reliance on yelling and the physical gags of a mute.

Here's some great:

J.D., not of Scrubs fame, dead at 91

Salinger has passed, but in some ways, he had already. He stopped writing anything we could get our hands on a very jumbo-sized time ago. Megayears have gone by. Thing is, he probably has been writing this whole time, or at least the world assumes. Yet, despite his relentless fever to create works of genius, when there's no one to consume, review, or bash it, it does little good being scrawled in a notebook on some cabin shelf in Novascotia, or Turjikistan, or wherever it was he was chilling with Bin Laden.

Speaking of which, if Bin Laden dies of natural causes in his in-cave version of Hogwarts, how long will it take before we know? I see the Taliban still trying to peddle him as a ghost leader, releasing audio tapes that take responsibility for all things terrifying still, despite his real-world absence. Paranormal Activity - that's Bin Laden. Creepy dude on the corner with hook hands and penchant for little boys - Bin Laden. Hurricanes - Bin Laden. Mold - Bin Laden. Any vaguely annoying phenomena - Bin Laden. Brangelina now Brokegelina - totes Bin Laden.

Sadly, 24 hour news will eat all this information up, and then regurgitate it without the slightest flash of thought of a fact check.

Maybe Salinger's not dead after all?

Maybe Salinger is BIN LADEN?

Get on it Fox. This one's too good to pass up. Quick before Weekly World News beats you to it.

There's somethin about that Adam Scott...

THE VICIOUS KIND - Starring Adam Scott - watch more funny videos

A New Hope

There it is. Now, this guy has a blog too. Great. It wasn't like I was holding out, because I thought I was too cool. And it wasn't like I was too cool to start one when it was cool. So, whatever. It's here. And it's not cool. And so I ain't neither.

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