Nick Cage to Star in Next Mummy Sequel, As Mummy


Bradon Frasier, move over. Rage Cage is here to bash your face in. From the grave!

TMZ reports that Nicholas Cage has just purchased a pyramid tomb in New Orleans to be enshrined in upon his death. Mummy Cage will likely win the best actor Oscar in 2039.

The proof is here (in pudding form):
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/15/nic-cage-tomb-w/

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write it down, chumpenstein.

 
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