Bradon Frasier, move over. Rage Cage is here to bash your face in. From the grave!
TMZ reports that Nicholas Cage has just purchased a pyramid tomb in New Orleans to be enshrined in upon his death. Mummy Cage will likely win the best actor Oscar in 2039.
The proof is here (in pudding form):
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/15/nic-cage-tomb-w/
Nick Cage to Star in Next Mummy Sequel, As Mummy
Posted by Aaron Schneeberger Friday, April 16, 2010 at 11:32 AM
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write it down, chumpenstein.