Dildo, Canada is a real place.

I don't need to make jokes about this.

For a virtual tour of Dildo, visit this site:
http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundland.ca/Dildo/dildo.html

There's also a dildo harbour, a place whose sign I would love to take a picture of your mother underneath.

Dildo is known for its fisheries and whaling. How does reality do this?

"Every year Dildo celebrates Canada Day and our own Traditional Dildo Days. These events are held on the swimming pool grounds where there are many activities, such as games, swimming, hot dogs, cold plates, and much more. As you can see Dildo is a very historic and traditional community."


Come on. Really?