Dairy Queen FTW

Dairy Queen has unleashed its famous frozen treat all over the East coast's rigid face. A blizzard has bitchsmacked NYC and many other less important places and continues to do so. And unlike the company's advertising has long implied would happen, there was no creepy, gravelly-voiced faceless mouth warning us of our icy bludgeoning. And I didn't even get to finish my seasoned curlies.

While it is uncomfortably cold and fierce out there, the chunks of Reese's cups and Oreo cookies strewn about the sidewalk are a welcome addition.

Here's hoping the next weather pattern headed our way comes in the form of P'Zones.