Some French Dude got Arrested for hacking Obama's Twitter Account


So, apparently, this French 24 year-old who lives with his parents just got arrested for "hacking" a number of celebrity accounts, most notably President Obama's.

Oddly, outside of Obama, the two other noteworthy celebs he went after were Britney Spears and... Lily Allen?

The article here: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5iel1ijAVZo8b1w2qitviymY9mYcQ

Now, I don't quite understand how this sad shlub really warrants an arrest. I know that it is wrong to hack on principle of law, but this guy was clearly just bored on the internet like so many overweight, lonely suburbanites living with their parents, and he decided it would be a fun game for himself, albeit an illegal one. I don't see any malicious intent here. If there's anything suspicious here, it's the odd collection of people he tried to hack. Like, what? Where do your fascinations lie, you dirty frenchman? I can say dirty with confidence because 87% of the time, 24 year-olds who live with their parents do not maintain good hygiene.

That said, if you are going to hack the President's Twitter account, at least have some fun with it. Start some feuds and slander the heck out of some random and not so random people. Hit the people with huge egos first. Kanye would not take lightly to Obama slamming him publicly. Nor would Kutcher. Pick out an entirely random white girl and go after her, hard - tell her she's the reason for all the world's problems and that legislation is on the way to make sure she gets punished thoroughly. Hit on one of Tiger's mistresses. Hit on Tiger. Tell Phil Jackson you fantasize about him while meditating. Tell PETA that recent discoveries show that all the world's energy crises can be solved with puppy-kitty smoothies. Tell Sarkozy you want to do a wifeswap next time you're in town. The possibilities of social chaos are limitless. Oh the joy.

Instead, he didn't exploit his time and ended up doing regular boring hack things like the regular boring hacker he is.

Ugh, get a sense of humor already, world.

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