Mummy says, "Gimme the burger, bub, or it's stabbin' time."

A mummy, or well, er, man dressed poorly as a mummy tried to rob a Mickey D's.

Here's this:

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-man-charged-with-bizarre-mcdonald%27s-robbery-km-20100328_6785392

When questioned of his motives, he had this to say, "MRrrruummmphhhrrrmmmmrrruuuhhhh.... Brandon Frasier....mrrrumphuhhh"

In other news, all vampires are rapists.