hat for brains

never gets old

2011-05-10T23:17:00.002-04:00

In summation

2011-04-13T22:44:00.000-04:00

All the right moves..

via ShloobyKitten

Inventended

2011-04-04T15:31:00.000-04:00

get yo needs set.

2011-03-21T21:22:00.002-04:00

via yeahiwasintheshit

no one out xtremes sheepboy

2011-03-11T18:46:00.002-05:00

via LiquidSummersandSpaceTimeJumpers

Mandatory Melt of the Month

2011-03-11T17:57:00.001-05:00

No clue. No idea. No.

2011-03-05T16:29:00.002-05:00

via WatchOutForZombies

Treachery.

2011-02-28T22:32:00.000-05:00

via Shlooby Kitten

Pizza in the Sky

2011-01-30T22:42:00.001-05:00

gunbelts and smiles.

via yeahiwasintheshit.

right, man.

2010-11-18T20:07:00.002-05:00

-via WarmingGlow

Hulk v. Bear. Hulk Smash.

2010-11-11T13:06:00.002-05:00

For always

2010-11-01T10:27:00.002-04:00

-via Julia Segal

Bat Cat, Simply executed brilliance

2010-10-27T10:44:00.002-04:00

-via DailyWhat

Seagal is a Mean Dude

2010-10-13T14:26:00.002-04:00

via FilmDrunk

Origin of the slammed .gif

2010-09-22T10:02:00.001-04:00

Pandtastically dun.

-via Warming Glow

He knows.

2010-09-21T12:01:00.000-04:00

-via Werttrew

50 Cent and His Injured Puppy, Oprah, Hangin' Out, Shopping for Guns Online

2010-09-21T10:58:00.000-04:00

"Dawg got capped. Oprah's out for revenge."
-Other dog

-via JuliaSegal

Slammed

2010-09-17T17:01:00.002-04:00

-via JuliaSegal

Well-dressed Monkey Ridin' a Supergoat

2010-09-01T14:55:00.001-04:00

Yeah. It's that.

Heath Ledger could skateboard, and this photo is real. And other disappointing lost talents.

2010-08-27T15:12:00.000-04:00

Be sure to read the caption. Winner!

2010-08-12T18:08:00.000-04:00

Obligatory awesomeness

2010-08-10T10:40:00.003-04:00

Thataboy.

(via BadPostCards)

More reasons to fear the old ones

2010-07-30T15:32:00.000-04:00

SHARKKNIFE

2010-07-28T10:16:00.000-04:00

Aw, shit, not this now...

(via BoingBoing)

Yeah, that's true.

2010-07-23T10:25:00.002-04:00

(via GammaSquad)

Microsoft's best feat to date

2010-07-22T11:37:00.002-04:00

Get it?

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

2010-07-21T16:44:00.000-04:00

The depths of internet advertising are beginning to terrify.

Seriously, stop.

Fukkayu Whale!

2010-07-21T14:19:00.000-04:00

South African couples yacht gets d-d-d-dominated by a humpback.

The Greatest Exterminator

2010-07-20T16:00:00.000-04:00

Float like a butterfly. Take the fall like a roach.

d-Con Power.

(via UpNorthTrips)

If you see something, say something.

2010-07-20T15:52:00.000-04:00

OH SWEET JESUS, NO!!

The police blotter doesn't miss a beat.

(via BuzzFeed)

Meep.

2010-07-20T15:09:00.000-04:00

(via MonsterMadeofEyes)

Accuracy, with an RPG

2010-07-19T13:59:00.000-04:00

(via JuliaSegal)

Teabag'dd

2010-07-16T09:54:00.000-04:00

Drink dat nutjuice, sucka. Pinkies out, bitch.

(via FilmDrunk)

It's cannabalism or nuthin'

2010-07-14T16:25:00.001-04:00

Masta Killa of the Wu Tang Clan is a proud vegetarian.

Masta Killa... will not kill animals for food.

Amata Killa.

World Domination

2010-07-14T12:23:00.000-04:00

LET THEM PROCREATE!

(via Brad Neely)

You can't be serious.

2010-07-12T14:10:00.000-04:00

"What an asshole..."
-Owl P. Wingington

(via Julia Segal)

This is bad good.

2010-07-09T16:52:00.000-04:00

(via Ou est la cavaliere?)

OMFG, Full-On Double Rainbow. Full-On Double Crazy Man.

2010-07-06T10:20:00.000-04:00

(via Boing Boing)

Barakarate Dojobama: President This!

2010-07-02T13:22:00.000-04:00

"Cruise Missiles can't defeat my Airbending Powers, Osama. How do you like the taste of WIND?!"
-Barack Obama, State of the Union 2034

For torture, press lightly. For genocide, press harder.

2010-07-01T10:38:00.000-04:00

Not street legal.

(via Buzzfeed)

A Professional. A Hero.

2010-06-29T13:14:00.002-04:00

(via Uproxx)

More please.

2010-06-21T12:27:00.002-04:00

Blockhead's "The Music Scene"

"The Music Scene" from Anthony Francisco Schepperd on Vimeo.

(via the Daily What)

Method Acting

2010-06-15T10:53:00.002-04:00

(via Videogum/Buzzfeed)

What more can you ask for?

2010-06-10T18:29:00.000-04:00

(via Bad Post Cards)

This is everywhere, so it must be here. Sexman the Geologist.

2010-06-10T13:18:00.001-04:00

Robomuppets like it ruff

2010-06-03T12:24:00.002-04:00

HAHAHA.

(via Urlesque)

Vehicular Pig Slaughter....delicious

2010-06-02T09:49:00.000-04:00

One part chopper. One part grill. All parts tasty.

Take to the skies, on the back of a Squirtle

2010-05-26T11:49:00.000-04:00

Huh?

(via Unreality)

GERMANY.

2010-05-25T18:17:00.004-04:00

help.

them.

(via EpicPonyz)

Oil Spill Solution...FOUND

2010-05-25T16:06:00.000-04:00

And Robodolphin wasn't thought of before, because...?

Tron is real.

2010-05-20T16:05:00.000-04:00

Okay, so it's installation art, but still...

ENVISION : Step into the sensory box from SUPERBIEN on Vimeo.

Fair trade

2010-05-19T14:19:00.003-04:00

One baby, two beers.

Lafffffssss.

(via Arbroath)

Bam! Woo! Yeah!

2010-05-19T12:40:00.002-04:00

-via Unreality

Post #101

2010-05-18T12:32:00.000-04:00

Time flies when you're not doing anything productive at all and co-opting other people's creations for the amusement of a small group of acquaintances and the slim hope of briefly inflating your ego.

Cheers.

Silly dog thinks he's farting...heh

2010-05-18T11:36:00.001-04:00

Wrong. Bad Hollywood, BAD.

2010-05-18T10:55:00.002-04:00

(via EverythingisTerrible)

LL Cool J will curl your panties off

2010-05-14T10:10:00.002-04:00

http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/05/13/ll-cool-j-curls-the-ladies-of-the-view-video/

Guacamole

2010-05-13T17:07:00.001-04:00

Let's go!

2010-05-11T18:02:00.000-04:00

The Wu-hoo!

2010-05-11T13:27:00.001-04:00

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/05/rza_now_orson_welles_basically.html

RZA's gonna direct a mid-budget Kung Fu flick. YES.

Eat it, Jesus.

2010-05-11T13:02:00.000-04:00

Liquid Mountaineering is a dumb name. But these dudes can seriously run on water. Why not Christwalking? or, uh, Lordsprinting?

I want to see Usain Bolt try this. I bet he could clear a lake.

Re-blogging to emphasize how incredulous I am at reading this...

2010-05-11T09:57:00.000-04:00

The runt kid from "Two and a Half Men" (a.k.a. Dumbcrack and Methfart with Child: America's Story) makes 250 LARGE for each episode of that show.

TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS PER EPISODE.

21 EPISODES PER SEASON.

That's 5 MILLION, 250 THOUSAND DOLLARS PER SEASON.

See here: http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/05/250000-an-episode

Has anyone ever been more undeserving of such riches?

I'll take a clever scam artist in Madoff over this schmucky brewster.

UGH!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So happy someone else took the time to do this: MAXIMUM OVERLOADDDDD

2010-05-06T18:32:00.000-04:00

Made from the finest Jesuses.

(via FilmDrunk)

It's gonna be otay.

2010-05-06T10:27:00.003-04:00

Barfstick, extra wrinkles

2010-05-06T10:10:00.000-04:00

Stuff white people bury.

I didn't ask for it, but I got the best trailer and movie for my un-birthday. Featuring Knifewhip

2010-05-06T10:05:00.001-04:00

Can't embed it, but check the video out in this link. Take that, America.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

Mad Scientists with Weather Machines are Right Around the Corner!

2010-05-04T15:12:00.004-04:00

Yes, we can change the weather with lasers.

Again, that's thunderstorms via laser.

Laserstorms.

LASERSTORMS!?

See here: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18848-laser-creates-clouds-over-germany.html

So completely boSSome...

2010-04-30T13:29:00.002-04:00

This "promo" for Iron Man 2 outdoes itself outdoing itself outdone. WHOOSH! The technique is projection mapping, but I ain't never seen it done like this.

ACDC Vs Iron Man 2 - Architectural Projection Mapping on Rochester Castle from seeper on Vimeo.

pendrummachineman

2010-04-30T13:17:00.001-04:00

(via EpicPonyz)

Want list item #1:

2010-04-30T11:37:00.001-04:00

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/04/helicam-combines-toy-helicopter-and-camera-for-hd-videos/

ENTER CAR VIA DREAM

2010-04-29T17:40:00.002-04:00

I had to.

Assholes.

2010-04-29T17:27:00.002-04:00

(via The Daily What)

Take it easy, Satan.

2010-04-29T15:35:00.000-04:00

(via Everything is Terrible. I <3 them.)

I <3 them actually looks like I am less than 3 of them. Which I am, so DOUBLE TRUE!

Giraffes use their heads like Medieval Ball and Chain Weapons

2010-04-29T12:40:00.000-04:00

Bam. Bam. Whap. Bam.

(via All That's Interesting)

Fuckin-A This is Depressing, Making me Anxious

2010-04-29T09:56:00.001-04:00

THE TOP 25 PSYCHIATRIC PRESCRIPTIONS FOR 2009:

http://psychcentral.com/lib/2010/top-25-psychiatric-prescriptions-for-2009/

And the winner is chemical dependency reactive to an inability to deal with the chaos of life!

Oh the places we'll go...

(via BoingBoing)

Brazil's Government is Horny

2010-04-28T14:01:00.000-04:00

Brazil's health minister wants Brazilians bang each other more to...avoid illness?

"People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex," said Jose Gomes Temporao

The argument is that it's a good way to stay in shape. And he does advise that it be safe. So, that's smart.

Anyway, I love this guy for making it a formal proclamation. Obama could learn a few things.

Here's the whole article:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/7637074/Brazilians-told-to-have-more-sexual-intercourse-to-avoid-illness.html

(via Arbroath)

For Your Gaming Pleasure

2010-04-28T13:44:00.001-04:00

Don't get no better dan dis, mate.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

What should have maybe just been a Tribute to Bill Murray and Short Circuit

2010-04-28T13:07:00.000-04:00

(via FilmDrunk)

This inspires me to make similar song/clip/rhyming sync-ups. It doesn't seem all that hard (though still not easy). Just search famous movie and TV quotes, find the rhyming ones, set it to the beat of your choice and blammo McDamn-O --- you've got yourself a hit.

Okay, it's probably a lot more difficult than that.

Just a maze. Try it.

2010-04-23T16:57:00.000-04:00

So easy, right?

(via TheDailyWhat)

How to gain your teacher's respect without real intelligence...

2010-04-23T16:46:00.002-04:00

Ugh...this one hurts.

Winning the Game of School from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.

(via EverythingisTerrible)

SEC looking at Porn, Not as Bad as doing Coke in Front of Children

2010-04-23T12:48:00.000-04:00

Though the SEC has been caught sticky-handed, among other things, we can all rest assured that they will never be as bad as Buddha, who refuses to stop doing lines in front of the little ones.

Ingenious Thief Exploits Stereotypes... Not cool

2010-04-22T13:52:00.004-04:00

Some white guy wore a movie-quality mask of a black man and robbed 4 banks (and one CVS!!!) all over Ohio without consequence. Nobody thought it was him until they matched his car and found all the money with him in a hotel room, along with the mask.

The story here: http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/pinellas/south/story/Cops-Seminole-man-robbed-banks-wearing-Hollywood/GmraSF2q8kK2fErj8LXLeQ.cspx

The mask is called "The Player" and is worth upwards of $600, I suppose for its level of realism.

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: http://www.spfxmasks.com/maskplayer.html

Creepy. Advertised as looking like Ving Rhames. Reminds me more of this guy, the evil dude from the Friday line of films:

This seems like it would work, like, a lot. If other robbers become hip to this, how are we ever gonna know who's taking what? If crime syndicates are all masked men of different races, we're all screwed.

Now, if only you had a Go-Go Gadget car... or perhaps a nondescript bike. How would you trace crime if you had zero assurance of the appearance of who's actually committing the crime?

"Be on the look out for a Hispanic man with a goatee in his forties who also might be a 15 year-old blonde white kid."

Of course, this was an especially clever ploy because cops in Ohio largely assume that 30-something black men are committing all the crime as it is.

RACISMILLUSION!!

And now -- (smoke bomb) -- I'm Black!

The Headline that Should Have Been a Joke

2010-04-21T10:00:00.001-04:00

This from the Huffington Post:

Tiger Woods Parties At Nickelback Concert In Orlando

The article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/21/tiger-woods-parties-at-ni_n_545760.html

I could not in 50 attempts come up with better elements for a headline if the game was 1) Pick a Celebrity, 2) Pick a Function for him/her to attend, and 3) Pick a location.

This could also easily be substituted with Douche Parties At Douchebag Concert in Doucheville.

God Returns

2010-04-20T12:37:00.002-04:00

Everything is right again.

(via BuzzFeed)

America needs more Japanese TV, less Law and Order and CSI

2010-04-19T14:55:00.002-04:00

Binocular Soccer and the best simple thing people can do on camera for money.

PAH!

More. Go go go. More. Yes. Always.

Obligatory

2010-04-19T14:25:00.003-04:00

DUI Barbie

2010-04-19T12:19:00.000-04:00

Drunk Brit gets 3-year ban from driving, because he plays with dolls' (cars).

Paul Hutton is a girly girl wuss puss. Rightly punished. (Not). I would totally do this.

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/19/man-loses-license-after-drunk-driving-in-barbie-toy-car/

Nick Cage to Star in Next Mummy Sequel, As Mummy

2010-04-16T11:32:00.000-04:00

Bradon Frasier, move over. Rage Cage is here to bash your face in. From the grave!

TMZ reports that Nicholas Cage has just purchased a pyramid tomb in New Orleans to be enshrined in upon his death. Mummy Cage will likely win the best actor Oscar in 2039.

The proof is here (in pudding form):
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/15/nic-cage-tomb-w/

Oh yes. It's Godzilla.

2010-04-15T16:28:00.000-04:00

Let's all watch again. I miss these production values.

(via BoingBoing)

"Welcome to the party, have a seat, won't you?"

2010-04-15T10:54:00.000-04:00

"No, really, it's okay, I'll just stand."

--"But I insist..."

"No, I'm fine. Really. All good here. I prefer standing, honestly."

--"Take a load off. You're my guest after all."

"I'm just gonna stand."

--"SIT ON THE FUCKING GUNCHAIR!"

Dear Santa, give me this. I'll trade you cookies.

2010-04-14T15:30:00.002-04:00

PET KANGAROOS.

(via Buzzfeed)

Oh right, this is the website I meant to make.

2010-04-13T17:17:00.001-04:00

Granddad always said beware of the viral digital publicity of Japan-based Indian restaurants. If only I had heeded his words. Now, I'm stuck in a perpetual durrrzz.

Break your eyes with this blast.

http://www.homehaveli.jp/

(via arbroath)

CGI is for this, not giant robots or blue aliens

2010-04-07T10:09:00.006-04:00

Even if it is for a Zima-like product, this is REAL advertisement.

Show the things we want to see next to your product.

That's all you have to do.

Show a grizzly bear snowboarding. A raptor skydiving.

An giant octopus in a gladiator battle.

Whatever. It works.

Unusual 2nd Robot Post of the Day, but STOP IT ASIA!

2010-04-06T17:22:00.000-04:00

Japan makes hyper-realistic mimicry robots.

Time to hide under the bed foreverrrrr.....so cold.

(via GammaSquad)

Robosamuraiwaiter, your new bestie.

2010-04-06T10:56:00.000-04:00

At a restaurant in Thailand, your food is delivered by a dough-eyed, humble, dancing... ROBOSAMURAI!!!!

This upbeat music really downplays the fact that this thing of wonder could slice you thrice before you can say, "Fuckin' A, I just got beasted by a Robosamurai, how did I not see this coming?!"

At least, when you're body is made into tomorrow's broth, you'll know your death won't go without a ritualistic dance to commemorate your absence.

-asiahomeofthecrazy

Science Proves: Fatties gonna Fat

2010-04-01T18:28:00.000-04:00

http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/rats.food.addiction.2.1597432.html

Research shows that fat people (rats) will continue to make themselves fatter despite personal harms. This is not a shock, and the same goes for any drug use. Even when uncomfortable electric shocks were applied as punishment for eating junk food over healthy food, the rats (humanoids) always chose the junk food.

"Give me Krispy Kreme or give me Death."
-Rat Fat Bastard

Today is Friday

2010-04-01T15:12:00.002-04:00

April fools, doodyhead.

Worst holiday. Pranks are supposed to be unpredictable.

Mummy says, "Gimme the burger, bub, or it's stabbin' time."

2010-03-30T16:56:00.000-04:00

A mummy, or well, er, man dressed poorly as a mummy tried to rob a Mickey D's.

Here's this:

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-man-charged-with-bizarre-mcdonald%27s-robbery-km-20100328_6785392

When questioned of his motives, he had this to say, "MRrrruummmphhhrrrmmmmrrruuuhhhh.... Brandon Frasier....mrrrumphuhhh"

In other news, all vampires are rapists.

Frapoleon Douche-o-mite

2010-03-30T13:45:00.000-04:00

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/03/to-be-fair-he-is-jon-heder

This mucks up things good for my coworkers, and by the trickle down effect, me. We had high hopes for this project. Now, no hope. We need Obama on the case. I'm very curious about the specifics of his qualms. I need to know more.

George Costanza Wants You To Lose Weight With Him AND JENNY CRAIG

2010-03-26T10:05:00.003-04:00

I'm sure he'll figure out a way to do it so that you're doing all the work while he sleeps with the cleaning lady, but what the fuck is going on here:

Does this make Jason Alexander the male Kirstie Alley? No? Does it?

What is happening to the formerly heavenly beings of Seinfeld?

Racist Kramer? The Marriage Ref? Now this?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, hold it together. You're clearly the most stable minded of the bunch. Start dating Keith Hernandez again, just to be sure. Mustaches are made of wisdom.

P.S. Why did they feel the need to green screen in a random sunny living room? Could they really not shoot this in a real random sunny living room? If you're gonna use that technique, at least put a sasquatch behind the guy. Also, this music makes me want to vomit.